Craig says: "I've been playing Lister for over 10 years and I've often thought: what would it be like to be the last human in the Universe? What in Space would I do?"

Write something for posterity, perhaps?

An attempt to chronicle the triumphs and failures of the human race during its entire turbulent history?

A last word from the Final Caretaker of humankind?

In other words, A Dwarfer's Guide to Everything?

Read this book and learn:

- to avoid Not-a-Cats
- never to keep anything radioactive in your pants
- not to place your head inside anything with "Head Remover" written on it
- a lot about food, and how to do it

Containing Craig Charles tips on how to survive in the hostile Universe that is Life.

Craig's footnote: Change is inevitable (so don't forget to check yours when you buy this book).