PLEASE JUDGE ME BY MY COVER
PLEASE
PLEAAAAAAAAAAASE
GOD
PLWEASE

Elf 9/11. Take a good look. Like what you see? BUY THIS CAR. I MEAN BOOK
Fuck the bomb. Eat the face. Take the worst shit of your life. Give it back. Never wear the color red. Boys. Bugs. Bug boys. Your mother has fallen out of love with you. The body crushes the soul. Endless humiliation. Degradation. Emasculation. ENTER THE WORLD OF WRITTEN ENTERTAINMENT…

⭐ 17 stories ranging from 1 page to a novelette. One is a game.
⭐ Beautiful cover art by Vich. Highly desirable luxury commodity that will instantly signal you as being at the top of your game. You won’t even have to read the book.
⭐ HOMOPHOBIC
⭐ 100% LEGAL READ*