Hello and welcome to my life.

Oh, and what a life! From the grimness of doing data entry for Mr Dog to the dizzy heights of The Friday Night Project and performing for Her Majesty at the Royal Variety Performance. My life's been like a log flume, up and down with a couple of damp patches in the middle.

Take my hand, I want to lead you through my life. Within these pages you will come face to face with my parents, my dog Minstral, my friends, and a whole load of waifs and strays that have helped to make my journey that little bit more memorable. When you read "Look Who It Is!", I'm sure you'll agree - it's just been one thing after another.