Have you ever accidentally married someone?

Of course you haven't. I mean, how do you accidentally pledge to love and honor one person for the rest of your life? Especially if that person isn't even your boyfriend. Hell, not even a friend-with-sexy-benefits. Or a friend-without-benefits.

No, I accidentally married my brother's best friend.

I could’ve done worse than a firefighter with bedroom eyes that I’ve been crushing on for half my life, but that’s besides the point.

It should've taken more than a few drinks and a Vegas officiant who wanted to make a buck. Really, there should be legal protections for that kind of thing…

It's crazy. It gets crazier when Connor agrees to let me move in with him when I have housing problems.

But is it crazy enough to work?